hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

It’s called circumstantial homosexuality.

“Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.”

– "You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)

i wonder how it feels like to be looked at like that

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

purrartbypurrer:

Describe the color red without using the word red.

Red [red]

noun

1. Murder on the sidewalk. My mother’s favorite cherry candy. The sun at ten p.m. on a summer night. Warning, danger. Warning, I love you. Warning, heart like the bloodiest thing you’ve ever seen. Roses. Cranberries. Fire on a beach, fueled with booze and brandy. Fire in an apartment building, fueled with booze and brandy. Fire in your throat. Fire behind your teeth.

2. Her mouth when she kisses you and it tastes like someone else.

http://backshelfpoet.tumblr.com/post/95807115753/describe-the-color-red-without-using-the-word-red

dietcrush:

hey god, it’s me again wondering why i have more energy at 2am than 2pm

imsirius:

"Dane I noticed you like tweeting with uppercase and lowercase letters. Kind of like a vintage myspace type thing" x

“They say humans are social animals, they can’t live alone. But you can live pretty well by yourself. I tell ya, instead of feeling alone in a group, it’s better to have real solitude all by yourself.”

– Cowboy Bebop (via ffeebb)

untoldst0ries:

Lol that be me

  •  accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural